Ask Your Device to Tell You A Joke

[designbcb]

Ask Suri, Cortana, Alexa or whomever...to tell you a joke and then tell us....

I asked Cortana to tell me a joke

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who need closure and......"

[TheBadgePatch]

Hey Google .. tell me a joke

"What sounds do porcupines make when the kiss? ..... Ouch"   Boing......

[JJJewellerySupplies]

Ok Google ...tell me a joke.

"What did one snowman say to the other?"

"Do you smell carrots?"

[JunketJuliet]

I did and it brought up my bank statement.  

[LunaLocoJewellery]

Why do Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

Because they're meteor.

Oh, Cortana.......

[SwissZahlerArt]

I asked "How long do greyhounds live?"

But the electronic device understood, "How long does Greg Holland sleep."

And liked to Wikipedia, mlb.com, baseball-reference.com, so on

Now I know Greg Holland may be a baseball player and not

a Hollandaise sauce variety....

"You learn something knew every day!"

[BitsOffTheBeach]

Siri says.... what is my favorite drink?   Subtle tea

[VooVooDesign]

I didn't know Cortana told jokes. But I asked. After thinking awhile it gave me:

Where do horses like to hang out? In their neigh-borhood.

[MiladysSewingBasket]

OK Google...Tell Me A Joke

"Get back to flipping work..."

[PillowDetails]

OK Google - tell me a joke - 

* Sure - here's one of my favorites:

 *Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?

* Because he was outstanding in his field!

[Woodsparkle]

Cortana says....

What is the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?       Attire.

[designbcb]

ok, that one's pretty good

[philosophiacreations]

I asked Siri for one:

"When that librarian bumped her head, she had no one to blame but her shelf."

Yup.

[DachshundDazzle]

Me to Siri: Can you tell me a joke?

Siri: Here comes a groaner: 

My favorite drink? Subtle tea.

[VooVooDesign]

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser.