Ask Suri, Cortana, Alexa or whomever...to tell you a joke and then tell us....
I asked Cortana to tell me a joke
"There are two types of people in this world. Those who need closure and......"
Hey Google .. tell me a joke
"What sounds do porcupines make when the kiss? ..... Ouch" Boing......
Ok Google ...tell me a joke.
"What did one snowman say to the other?"
"Do you smell carrots?"
I did and it brought up my bank statement.
Why do Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks?
Because they're meteor.
Oh, Cortana.......
I asked "How long do greyhounds live?"
But the electronic device understood, "How long does Greg Holland sleep."
And liked to Wikipedia, mlb.com, baseball-reference.com, so on
Now I know Greg Holland may be a baseball player and not
a Hollandaise sauce variety....
"You learn something knew every day!"
Siri says.... what is my favorite drink? Subtle tea
I didn't know Cortana told jokes. But I asked. After thinking awhile it gave me:
Where do horses like to hang out? In their neigh-borhood.
OK Google...Tell Me A Joke
"Get back to flipping work..."
OK Google - tell me a joke -
* Sure - here's one of my favorites:
*Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
* Because he was outstanding in his field!
Cortana says....
What is the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
ok, that one's pretty good
I asked Siri for one:
"When that librarian bumped her head, she had no one to blame but her shelf."
Yup.
Me to Siri: Can you tell me a joke?
Siri: Here comes a groaner:
My favorite drink? Subtle tea.
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser.