Joke of the Day..

[Former_Member]

So a guy hears a knock on the door and when he opens it he sees at his feet a snail. He picks it up and throws it as hard as he can into the yard across the street. Three years later he hears another knock on the door. When he opens it the snail says, "Come on. What was that all about..."

*insert rim shot*

[Former_Member]

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

… Put a little boogey in it.


Then go wash your hands....with soap!

[Former_Member]

Hee Hee hee

[Former_Member]

why can't the bicycle stand on his own???


because he's too tired!!!

ba dum...tshish

[Former_Member]

Cautious Student

A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only
true/false questions.

The student took a seat in the hall and stared at the test for five
minutes. He then removed a coin from his pocket and started tossing the
coin and marking the answer sheet; heads for true, tails for false.

The young student finished the exam in just 30 minutes, while the rest
of the class was sweating it out.

Suddenly, during the last few minutes, the young student began
desperately throwing the coin and scribbling frantically.

The moderator, alarmed, approached the student and asked what was going
on.

"Well, I finished the exam in half an hour," said the student. "But I
thought I ought to recheck my answers."

[Former_Member]

aaaa hahahaha!!!!!!!

[Former_Member]

bwaaahahahahaa love that one Andi :D

[Former_Member]

LMAO!

[Former_Member]

A man awoke one evening to discover prowlers in his storage shed. He immediately called 911, gave his address, to report the prowlers and possible burglary. The operator at the other end said "Are they in your house?" He said they were not, only in his storage shed in back of the house. The operator said there were no cars available at that time. He thanked the operator, hung up the phone and counted to 30 and called again. "I just called you about prowlers in my storage shed. Well you do not have to worry, as I just shot them all dead!" Within seconds there were 3 police cars, an ambulance and fire engine at the scene. After capturing the prowlers red-handed, the policeman asked the caller, "I thought you said you had shot them all!" The man answered, "I thought you said there were no police available!"