My digital calipers have gone haywire and are showing some very wrong results. I've tared, reset it, removed batteries and no go.
I searched for some new ones. The cheapest I could find were $50 and had a 21 business days delivery estimate. Nope, I can't survive that long without one and, besides, I could get the same one much cheaper from the US in that time frame. So I am looking at spending a lot more.