How embarrasing!

[Former_Member]

Come on, spill the dirt. Tell us your embarrasing stories.....







tehe!!

[Former_Member]

I am always dignified. sniff

[PlainJBodyandHome]

I am just about the clumsiest person around...my husband thinks I should wear padding and a helmet around the house...:)

Once, I slipped in the shower and ended up dislocating my kneecap. That was fun...I tried to make up a cool story about how I hurt myself, but it didn't work.

You know those stories that women in bad relationships say about how they got hurt by running into a door or something....well, I really do run into doors, bang my elbows on walls, slip and end up sliding on ice down my driveway, etc....I could go on and on...:)

Anybody else or is it just me?

[Former_Member]

lol! I can have bad days of clumsiness, when everything happens at once. But I am actually quite aware of my surroundings. I never broken a bone *touch wood* and never been in hospital as a patient. So I am quite lucky! My mum, however, is awful. She is always stubbing her toes, falling over or something. The last time she slipped was on a step and broke her wrist!

I suppose the only really embarrassing things I do, is falling over. Or say something completely stupid.

I have never been caught 'in the act'. So really, nothing truely embarrasing has ever happened to me. But I do have a friend, whos whole life is one embarrasing thing after the over. It's no joke, she could have a TV crew follow her life and it would be the most shocking and hilarious thing on TV.

There is one thing... I don't know if I should say it... LOL, I have to ask her permission I think before saying it on the internet! LOL

[Former_Member]

Anyone had their ears checked? Equilibrum can be affected by inner ear abnormalities and infections. Yikes! You guys take care!

[Former_Member]

I told my mum she should get her ears checked for months! Finally she got a medical - and low and behold she had an ear infection lol

[Former_Member]

Jessica I think you and I must be related. I have actually walked into a door and gave myself a black eye. In my defense it was during a power failure but still. Nobody believed that I had walked into a door.
And my Mom once told me I was the only person she knew who could fall up stairs.

[Former_Member]

OUCH!!! All these stories made the featured body part tingle, lol.

I have a recent embarrassing story of going to the grocery store and having my debit card decline for $20 for insufficient funds because my student loan payment came out early. LOL, = ( Oh yeah, there were like 5 people behind me too.

[PlainJBodyandHome]

@Splitrock...I have fallen UP the stairs on many occasions...:) lol

[Former_Member]

See I told you we must be related! Maybe in a past life.

[Former_Member]

well I have managed to get permission to tell one of the most embarrasing stories I know- as long as I don't use her real name. And I can promise you this wasn't me! I swear!

Here it goes;

My friend Claire, was dating a guy called Paul. She really liked the guy and was meeting his parents for a sunday lunch. She wanted to make a really good impression - this was very important to her.

The lunch was being held in their conservatory and it was going really well! Claire excused herself from the table to go to the toilet, just before the dessert course.

She did a massive floater.. ( a poo that won't go down). She completey panicked and grab a wire hanger from Pauls bedroom closet, to fish out the floater. She succeeded and threw the poo out of the bathroom window.

She pulled herself together and went downstairs. She entered the conservatory and the family looked at her in disgust. Her poo landed on the conservatory roof!

Claire never saw Paul again.

[PlainJBodyandHome]

^^^^^^

LOL....I seriously chuckled out loud at that one...that's awesome...:)

[Former_Member]

LMAO!! That is FANTASTIC! I dont what the hell is wrong with the toilets in the UK but that NEVER happens in the US! Flush twice!

[Former_Member]

When she told me this on the phone, I actually wet myself lol

[Former_Member]

Mkay. I thought really hard and came up with a moment: I convoed a customer a few weeks ago to make sure she had received her order because it was time sensitive for a party. I was very pleased when she responded. Less so when she informed me that the order I was inquiring about was not her's. Sigh too many Kristens in the world I guess!

[Former_Member]

LMAO oh that's the best story ever!!!