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Bad joke of the day...

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?


* Drum roll!*


If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

:)
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Re: Bad joke of the day...

= D
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Re: Bad joke of the day...

:) I needed a little chuckle...
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hahahaha ohhhh this is a thread I'll have to get Adam into... he needs to learn bad dad jokes!
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Re: Bad joke of the day...

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

*drum roll*


Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!


Oh dear....
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Re: Bad joke of the day...

another good chuckle....:)
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hahaha!!!!!! that is too funny. but then again maybe it's because I am reading it at 6 am!
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Ok. The grape joke actually got me off my chair laughing!
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?



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Decalfinated!
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hahaha!!
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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

*drum roll*


A barber.
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Re: Bad joke of the day...

lol oh gawd *facepalm*
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Re: Bad joke of the day...

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

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Get bent!
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Ok so.....state trooper sitting at a speed trap sees a pick up go flying by, pulls him over and notices that his bed of his truck is filled with penguins. The cop tells the driver, " buddy, you gotta slow down and you can't have all of those penguins on the freeway! Take me to the zoo or something!"

A week later the cop sees the same pick up fly by, pulls him over and sees a truck bed full of penguins....except this time they are all wearing sun glasses. Cop says," man, I thought I told youto take those penguins to the zoo!"

Driver says......( drum roll)..... But officer I did and they had so much fun that t okay we are going to the BEACH
Rim shot!
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Re: Bad joke of the day...

lol!
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Re: Bad joke of the day...

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

*drum roll*

Nothing, they just waved.
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Why did the bank get bored?

*drum roll*


Because it lost interest.
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*snorts*

I really do have to get Adam to look at this thread lol
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Re: Bad joke of the day...

I don't have a joke but this thread made me smile:)
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A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

*drum roll*

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
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how does a crazy person get out of the woods?......

*drumroll*


the psychopath!!!!!

Mwahahaha!!!!
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LMAO
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Re: Bad joke of the day...

The best joke my at the time 4 year old ever told me....

How do you make an eggroll?........

*drum roll*

You PUSH it!

Hahahaha!!!!!
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Re: Bad joke of the day...

lol
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