Ok so.....state trooper sitting at a speed trap sees a pick up go flying by, pulls him over and notices that his bed of his truck is filled with penguins. The cop tells the driver, " buddy, you gotta slow down and you can't have all of those penguins on the freeway! Take me to the zoo or something!"
A week later the cop sees the same pick up fly by, pulls him over and sees a truck bed full of penguins....except this time they are all wearing sun glasses. Cop says," man, I thought I told youto take those penguins to the zoo!"
Driver says......( drum roll)..... But officer I did and they had so much fun that t okay we are going to the BEACH
Rim shot!