How do you get ACTUAL HELP from Etsy?? There is not contact form, no chat, no calls, nothing!

[pennyemporium]

perhaps this might help:

callback feature:
https://help.etsy.com/hc/en-us/requests/new?segment=selling#issue_sell_manage_listings-callback

[AutumnHollowStudio]

What do you need help with? Perhaps someone here will able to help you.

[treschic53]

Which is how they keep commerce human???  Really?

[OneEyeCatStudio]

Etsy has made it pretty clear that they have no interest in giving sellers ACTUAL HELP.

We are just churn to them.

[VintageRescueSquad]

Etsy Help is decidedly not very helpful, but you CAN contact them. You have to go through the Help Center. You can fill out a form, request a callback, or try live chat.