My birthday is tomorrow.
I don't want presents.
I want to give you presents - yummy, sugary, perhaps chocolate-y presents.
So um....I'm turning 28 tomorrow.
How about a 28% off sale through midnight Pacific tomorrow night?
HAPPY28BIRTHDAY
If ever you wanted to try a slutty brownie [or a salted caramel brownie or cardamom shortbread or lavender lemon cake or...other yummy goodness] now's about the best price you'll get. :)
Happy birthday to me!
www.bakeallthethings.etsy.com
http://www.etsy.com/listing/98227324/brownie-sampler-box-slutty-brownies