Ooh you wonderful people make me laugh. The worse thing that happened to me was when my children were about 8 and 4, my husband was away and I was trying to get the house ready for Christmas. Well it was a typical hot day (in Australia), kids were running round and round the house, I had just got the Christmas tree up complete with decorations, boxes everywhere, visitors decide to pop by , cat jumps on top of the bird cage, bird cage crashes to the floor, cat now jumping all over the furniture trying to make a get away with budgie in mouth, everyone now screaming and chasing cat and bird, tree topples over , decorations smash, visitors stare in horror ..... it wasn't a happy ending, I had to bury the bird. What a day!