JOKE OF THE DAY...

Come on...we all need a good belly laugh once in a while...why not now?

 

What do you call a pig that that does karate...a pork chop!

Please share some of yours.

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I overheard this one from my kids. 

J: Why did the student ate his homework?
M: why?
J: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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HaHaaaa! I like that one!

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vlmkpyae
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that's cute.

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender: "I'll take a beer, and give me one for the road too."

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OMG, I LOVE IT!!! Never heard that one before. 

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Great thread idea Mary! @SewNSewSister  Took the liberty of pinning it. Looking forward to a few laughs!

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Lionfishvintage
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Camping is in tents....

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That took me a minute @Lionfishvintage lol! 

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Lionfishvintage
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This is better :

Why did the warden of the camp quit his job out of the blue one day? Because it got too in-tents for him.

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(Sorry in advance, I always have dogs on the brain....)

What do you call a dog that performs magic?

A labracadabrador.

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Oh good grief!!

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vlmkpyae
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awww, cute. thanks for pinning this thread, elizabeth. : )

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A man runs into a bar panting and tells the bartender to give him 10 shots of his best Whiskey quick. The bartender lines up all 10 shots and watches the man down them in seconds.

'why you drinking them so fast?' ask the bartender.

'you'd drink fast too if you had what I have' replied the man.

'why, what do you have?' ask the bartender.

'only 12 cents' replied the man.

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vlmkpyae
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lol! oops!

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vlmkpyae
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great thread idea, mary.

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Lionfishvintage
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What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies

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And a mice-cream cone for a special treat? @Lionfishvintage 

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What goes Ha! Ha! Ha! Thump!   

A man laughing his head off.

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Oh wow! The visual is gross! Good one girl.

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Lionfishvintage
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Never fight a dinosaur. You'll get jura**kicked.

 

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A man on the street walked up to another man and said, 'I'll give you $20 if you can guess my name'.

Man: 'What?'

Street Man: 'No, that's not it'

Man: 'what do you mean?'

Street Man: 'Not it either'

Man: 'You're kidding'

Street Man: 'Nope'

Man: 'you're crazy'

Street Man: 'No, that's not it'

As the Man turned away from the Street Man he said over his shoulder, 'Oh Good Lord'

Street Man: 'Thanks for the compliment but no cigar. But you are getting warmer'.

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vlmkpyae
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lol. funny. 

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Lionfishvintage
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Can I post funny signs?

 

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Absolutely Lion!

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