Come on...we all need a good belly laugh once in a while...why not now?

 

What do you call a pig that that does karate...a pork chop!

Please share some of yours.

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@vlmkpyae  I peek in regularly. Sorta like a stealth stalker.

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So true in the midwest!

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This is especially accurate once one has retired. Love it!

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How accurate!

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I am not sure if I told this funny story.  A crazy busy day at the job, I told the cashier who released me, "We had everything today. The only situation I did not have was a Martian giving trouble in the check out lane."

Guess what. Somebody had to say, "I am a Martian."

Of course, everybody looked at that person. Then, he showed his ID, "I am from Mars, a city in San Bernardino, CA."

Well, there was a Martian at the check out lane...

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love it, ana. : )

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I would have loved to have been in that store when that happened!

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Oh my goodness...just the cutest Sill! That purple dress is gorgeous! And she's a Fairy Princess complete with a Wand! One of your best girl. Blessings.

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it's sapphire blue, mary. she's the blue fairy from pinocchio, 1993.

 

barbie wished upon a star.

ken was waiting in his car.

blue flew in and saved the night

as fairies do...

 

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How darn sweet Sill. Thanks so much. Blessings.

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the golden age of travel. 'i'm jala. fly me to san francisco.' 'i'm ptera. fly me to bavaria'... https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/906815b95e3330b6ce7590d6f20a5cf8d6d038303b8f73bc7e86fff82f04280... 

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My brain is so rusty - or the art is somewhat questionable - that it took me a minute. But definitely a winner.

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just read this on an old ebay post. 'If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more. If it doesn't work, quadruple the price and sell it as an antique.

-- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #80'

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