JOKE OF THE DAY...

[#1]

Come on...we all need a good belly laugh once in a while...why not now?

What do you call a pig that that does karate...a pork chop!

Please share some of yours.

[ElizabethRosenArt]

Did you hear about the duck that was about to cross the road?

The chicken said "Don't do it!  You will NEVER hear the end of it!"

[Lionfishvintage]

What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

Do these genes make me look fat?

[ElizabethRosenArt]

Hilarious!

[SewNSewSister]

HaHaaaaaa! Do they?

[ElizabethRosenArt]

Did you hear about the new restaurant called KARMA?

There's no menu- you get what you deserve :))

[SewNSewSister]

Once again...we are reminded of how complex and true Karma is. This is priceless.

[Lionfishvintage]

2 dogs walk over to a parking meter.

1 dog says to the other

" How do ya like that ? Pay toilets!".

[SewNSewSister]

OMG. that is the funniest I've heard in YEARS!!!!!!!

[ElizabethRosenArt]

Lol @Lionfishvintage thanks for the laugh!

[ElizabethRosenArt]

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line 

[ElizabethRosenArt]

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line 

[Lionfishvintage]

First rule of Sundays:
If you can’t reach it from your couch, you don’t need it.

[SewNSewSister]

HaHaaaa........

Second Rule of Sundays...follow first rule.

[Lionfishvintage]

Finally,  spring is here!

I'm so thrilled I wet my plants.

[vlmkpyae]

lol. makes me wonder how spidey is doing. we haven't seen her in ages. 

[spookyboutique]

@vlmkpyae 

Hello there! :} I'm still hanging around :} Hope you are doing well :}

[vlmkpyae]

spidey! glad you are ok! 

[SewNSewSister]

My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. Oh, I'm still employed...just can't remember where.

[SewNSewSister]

When an Employment Application asks who is to be notified in case of an emergency, I always write, 'a very good doctor'.

[vlmkpyae]

these are precious, all of them.

[SewNSewSister]

I went to Walmart today and was gone a total of 5 minutes. When I came out there was a State Trooper writing a ticket for parking in the Handicap spot.

I went up to him and said, 'come on buddy give a guy a break'.

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket so I called him a pencil necked cop.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I then asked him if his psychiatrist made him lie face down on the couch because he's so ugly.

He finished the first and second ticket and put them on my windshield the starting writing a third ticket!

This went on until there were 5 tickets on the windshield...the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care...my car was parked around the corner.

[vlmkpyae]

lol. oops.

[Lionfishvintage]

" When you teach a wolf to meditate,

he becomes aware wolf."

[vlmkpyae]

a visual one.

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8168f316ed3fb656e8e4f0c0c8e5ada91480daf7b51d08f14757e93eff4c663...

[SewNSewSister]

Good one Sill! Liked the visual especially. 

[Lionfishvintage]

"They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog ( or cat) about to puke.

Nothing gets you out of bed faster."

** sign posted somewhere **