Sorry, I was a little snappy there, I apologise ^^;
I've contacted the uni and the system is different over here, unfortunately... No free clubs at all, except the ones that are run privately but might meet on the campus (there was one writing group). Clubs are £15 for unlimited (non sports) access, I think, here. I think I will try to arrange something to grab the freshers attention next Sept/Oct! :)
Thanks for the help :)