Greetings and Salutations!! I'm profoundly and monumentally in need of a serious and experienced astrologer to provide me with a much needed 'reading.'
I've had a really rough past year (I was assualted this past March and this has resulted in an existential crisis for me that could make Satan weep...it would appear that I need to address this.) In a very Joseph Campbell-esque way, it almost seems as if I'm experiencing what he (Campbell) refers to as "the dark night of the soul," (shades of the 'Hero's Journey,' anyone? Lol).
I suspect (I'll be turning age 37 this coming December 13th) this malefic event (this assault left my face with multiple fractures) may have been connected to my Saturn return... I'm deeply interested in and currently studying the science of astrology, however, at present I am only a novice, so please forgive me if I'm off on this presumption.
In no uncertain terms, I need a psychic/astrological reading (what kind or particular reading I'll leave to the pro to decide based on the info provided) by someone who is not only fully well studied on astrology but also grasps the field of astrology beyond just the mere surface aspects (I.e. Generically generalized horoscopes which primarily are the hallmark of most women's fashion magazines which are owned by the same power elite that, with their myriad dirty tricks and hall of mirrors which serve to dupe the masses via their Macchievlian-style brilliance).
I welcome any serious offers, especially anyone possessed with any extrasensory gift would be welcome, naturally (though not necessary).
I do apologize for my lengthy discourse (I'm a writer). I'm a true Sagittarius and thus am prone to excess in just about everything I do (except cooking, cleaning, and not refraining from laughing at inappropriate times and/or jokes) ;-)
Any feedback and/or guidance would be very much appreciated. Thanks!
~Erin
