I posted this a little while ago in the forums. I dug it up and thought I would repost it here. Enjoy!
Senior Texting Code!
-ATD: At The Doctors
-BFF: Best Friend Farted
-BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
-BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
-CBM: Covered By Medicare
-CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
-FWB: Friend with Beta Blockers
-FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
-FYI: Found Your Insulin
-GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
-GHA: Got Heartburn Again
-HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
-IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
-LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
-LOL: Living On Lipitor
-LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
-OMMR: On My Message Recliner
-OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
-ROFL...CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...And Can't
Get Up.
-SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
-TTYL: Talk To You Louder
-WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
-WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
-WTP: Where's The Prunes?
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I got this as an email and couldn't stop LOL (Laughing Out Loud.) I hope this doesn't offend anyone. I saw another thread and was reminded of this email. I thought I would share it.