Laughter is the best medicine. (Clean jokes and puns only, please.) :)
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it. :)
Why did the Pirate want to become and EMT?
Because he wanted to do CPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
What is a little bear with no teeth called?
Gummy bear
What's a cat's favorite cereal?
Mice Krispies
