I needed the laugh, but I remember reading something about if your item would tempt a small child to want to play with it then it doesn't matter if you put a large price tag on it, or listed it for adults.
The get you coming and going. I'm thinking trenchcoat full of handmade teddybears worn by a little old lady on a dark street corner whispering, "Hey you! You want to buy a teddybear? No tags!" and all the ladies at church having to confess their sin of making baby blankets and not having them tested because they didn't have the money.
tsk tsk tsk I am so bad I think I should just go to bed already.