The trial lawyers are going to cash in and it will take a little time. This is the the sort of thing that made so many of notorious politicians millionaires. Lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit. Wait ‘til Mattel, and all those evil toy maker companies get what is coming to them.
Oh! And then there are all those poor children affected by all these zippers and buttons and Oh! Yes, those Poky Little Puppy Golden Books, those dear children use to shred them in their cereal, and now their lives are destroyed.
In 5 or 6 years we will see some handsome lawyer come to the scene with millions to spare on his campaign and sell promotion, all from the earnings on these lawsuits. Oh! How he saved the lives of innocent children exposed to these dangerous “lead.” And we will love the lawyer because he is so full of compassion, and by then we will all think how did we ever accept and live with a Poky Little Puppy Golden Book with lead in its pages. What where we thinking?
And it will be then we will elect, this lawyer, deliverer of children to be our new Commander and Chief and we will all have been saved! Hurray! Hurray!!!