Okay - One Liner Jokes to get the fun started

[Former_Member]

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!

[Former_Member]

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

[Former_Member]

baaahahahahaha!!! I love that!!! I am such a huge dork, I love kid jokes!!!

[Former_Member]

OH!! Here's one:

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"


baaahahahahahaha!!!

[WildTulipDesign]

What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.

[Former_Member]

Two peanuts walk into a bar.

One was a salted.

[Former_Member]

baaahahahahaaaa... that's a funny one!

[Former_Member]

How do dolphins make decisions?

They flipper a coin.

*shrugs shoulders* it was the best i could come up with, lol.

[Former_Member]

That one should come with a snare drum. lol

[Former_Member]

Oooh, here's an even better one:

What kind of monkey floats?

a hot-air baboon.

tee-hee ;*)