Here's mine:
This is NO April Fool's joke! MY ENTIRE STORE NOW ON SALE! Everything is 20% off now through April 29th! No coupon codes needed, sale price is reflected on items! Please TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Here's the link to my store!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/StarshineBeads*No other offer is valid in conjunction with this sale. Excludes special orders.*