lol, yes I would probably have had a heart attack :)
I can tell you I'd be more likely to buy 3 or more of your items than just one, because I think they'd make great gifts.... and because when I buy lower priced items I tend to like to buy several to save on combined shipping :)
Why not try offering them in 3, 5, and 10 packs & tag them as party/wedding favors?