Say what??

[Former_Member]

I was checking my stats for today to check my keywords. I noticed that someone had found one of my listings by Google searching for "toy desk phone"...

Ummm... I make jewelry and crochet items? Toy desk phone??

I had to laugh... then consider what a crochet amigurumi toy phone might look like. :)

What's the weirdest thing that you've ever seen in your keywords page?

[Former_Member]

"blank search"

[TheSalvagedEdge]

Ball gag is my all time wierdest.

But today I had "vegetable jewelry wire"

[Former_Member]

Haha! I've had someone this month searching for "2".

Really don't know what lead this customer to my shop!

[Former_Member]

dedicated to the lord baby wall cross

[elainesgems]

"one direction logo" and " winnie the pooh quotes" - I sell pendants. I don't have any of these words in my tags.

[CindersJewelryDesign]

Today's strange one was "any thing about desine of gold"

[Former_Member]

"Why the pointy hats for witches"

[Former_Member]

LOL! These have me laughing out loud, for real. Love it... technology can be so weird sometimes...

One time I got فراشه كروشيه Which must be arabic for butterfly crochet because that's what comes up when I google image search it

[ChristianaOdum]

It's a toss up between "home made horse raddish sauce" and "smoking hot cock - homemade gay porn". I think the latter came from Google when I ran some ads to test it out. Still, awkward. Pretty sure my crochet afghans and scarves don't have much to do with gay porn.

[Former_Member]

Running a soap shop here, mostly childrens. Weirdest search word today : lingerie

[aLilBiteOfCute]

lol I got "hamburger phone" this week.

[Former_Member]

toy desk phone makes sense to me for crochet... think of it this way...

toy-desk-phone.....

leads to crochet toys and amurigami.....

leads to crochet accessories....

leads to you.


happens all the time

someone found me by searching for moroccan tiles once.

the power of the click!

[Former_Member]

"ballet" :P

[Former_Member]

Mine was a search for "not provided?" and yes the question mark was part of the search!

[Former_Member]

Mine was "pamelasjewelry" ........ I'm not Pamela, and I do not sell jewelry. Or at least I didn't at the time hehe.

[Former_Member]

@gela
pamelasjewelry is here on etsy. she has been around quite a while from what i remember. i saw her posting not too long ago.

[JessicaSherriff]

For me I've had 'biribis' which is another shop owner and 'tattoo', its funny to see how you get found!

[AllieBlankets]

"afghan soldiers" as in Afghanistan...... Also "afghan jokes"

[CedarwoodCreations]

I'm having fun reading these posts! I haven't really had any weird ones.

[Former_Member]

Newspaper print

Cocktail pendant


Apparently, reading and drinking leads you straight to my shop lol

[Former_Member]

"guirlande lumineuse papillons" :)


"frog that you lay on a baby made of meteral "

[Former_Member]

Fudge candy? I paint and draw. No edibles in my shop. I would weigh about 300lbs if there were. Trust me on that.

[Former_Member]

Hamburger phone! LOL! Really? That's awesome. I kind of want to do a google search on hamburger phones now.

[GeminaeCo]

"photos of males dressed as women in the 1930s"

Now that's what I call a niche market.