One hour, one view, sperm

[#1]

Seriously, in the past hour, I've only had one shop view and one item view. It was from an Etsy search, and the word they searched for was "sperm"

I wonder what they were looking for...

[Former_Member]

Just out of curiosity and purely for the educational benefit ;-) I typed in crochet sperm and got 15 hits. Didn't even know you could crochet sperm. Apparently I have missed a niche market. :)
Thanks for the early morning giggle.

[AmysVinylCreations]

I had boobs the other day pop up in a search and it landed on my my'stache decal.. lol I was like um... ok lol

[PaperHeartCreation]

haha oh my word..!

[NakedRatDestash]

sperm, hmmm....hahahhahahaa...this gave me a good laugh!
sorry it was at your expense chris...:))

[OneBlueDragonfly]

This has been so enlightening to read, be happy some views come out of these strange search words.

[Former_Member]

I don't know if this is related to the sperm panties, but I've had a search phrase for Gay Sex Toys. Now, I don't know about you, but I know Etsy to be handmade or vintage goods..

I don't particularly want either handmade nor vintage sex toys! I don't know who would, but I would like a quiet chat with the person who does. There could be some health concerns, I think. Maybe some mental health concerns too! Lol

[Former_Member]

This thread has started my day with a laugh. I get search words pop up that make me scratch my head a bit but nothing like this.

[Former_Member]

eww and weird. LOL

[Former_Member]

okay, I cannot help but laugh:) What a fun post to start our days with!

[Former_Member]

LOL sooo funny! Greatest thing I read all morning. I thought at first you had a typo. Then I read through and whoa! Makes me shake my head. Wonder if they are looking for donors? eewwwwww LOL

[beadsofaquarius]

hahhaha ! you crack me up ! this is really my favorite thread ever ! ;)))))

[Former_Member]

Laugh til I cried, needed that , thank you I had one the other day that said, hand socks for babies?

[ChristianaOdum]

*giggle*

[Former_Member]

Bahahahaha! Great thread!


...(chuckle)...


...sperm panties...

[Former_Member]

LOL thanks for enlighting my day with this wonderful thread. Sperm Panties and button soup jewelry LOL what a match!

[Former_Member]

@Aurel,

Donors, you say? That would really be... "handmade"

[TheSalvagedEdge]

My funniest search word has to be "ball gag". I sell jewelry, bookmarks, and christmas ornaments. What?!?

[SilverLilyJewelry]

LOL as they say sex sell's !!!

[Former_Member]

Well, you DO have a sperm item! My favorite, though, is the "put a ring on it" card.
:) this is hysterical.

[Former_Member]

OMG - this thread is hysterical. No off color keyword searches for me (thankfully) but I have seen some very wierd misspellings. confounds me how they found my shop with those!!!

[Former_Member]

Wow, thanks for the laugh. That's completely odd that someone would even search that on Etsy...but...yeah.

[BabsiesPlace]

This is just too funny! I have to laugh at the replies here :0)

[Former_Member]

'NSFW' is also coming up on my keywords... I think it's very clear that sex sells... even on Etsy... somehow...

[ElementalSilver1]

I should have stopped drinking my coffee when I came across this thread.. Trying to drink and laugh at the same time is dangerous (and kinda messy)!!