I like to post the first paragraph...another way of promoting!
When I was a child...well as an adult too, I always heard the term, "birds fly south for the winter." Being the literal person I am, I always wondered where "south" is? South could mean any number of places from wherever we lived at the time. I went to 13 schools in 12 years so you can imagine my quandary as to where "south" actually was.
To read the rest:
http://queennmyownmind.blogspot.com