Ha ha ha!!
Run, little Anxiety Faerie, Run!!!!!!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/221085224/art-doll-with-button-eyes-and?This doll is an Anxiety Faerie. Anxiety Faeries will absorb all angst and dread from an anxious person. They come from a mythical land far, far away, where people have piles of ugly, tedious paperwork and cars with dead batteries, and bosses from Uranus. A land with things called global warming, Fukushima, and WalMart, and root canals, and Miley Cyrus . . . and where are all the bees going, anyway?
When agitated, simply clutch your Anxiety Faerie to your breast, with both arms. Then rant your heart out. Don’t hold back. Your Faerie can take it. Guaranteed effective! (Full instructions included.)
